Jake and Annie are not Bogie and Bacall.
You can't imagine the couple at the gooey heart of "Marry Me," network TV's funniest new sitcom, seductively blowing smoke in each other's ears and whispering daring double entendres.
Their idea of foreplay would be a brisk round of charades. They're not sultry; they're cute.
"Next episode, we'll all be wearing fishnet stockings," said Ken Marino, 45, on the phone earlier this week with co-star Casey Wilson. "That should make it a little more sexy for you."
No need. Cute can be downright hot, especially in the hands of two comedy veterans.
Marino and Wilson play a Chicago-based couple in the engagement process, but only after Annie throws a fit worthy of Nicki Minaj. Annie's high-strung reaction to the world around her, pitted against Jake's take-it-as-it-comes stoicism, drives the series.
"You're always in the moment," says Jake after Annie's enthusiasm at his workplace gets him canned. "Why must everything be such a production?"
Because anything less would be a waste of one of comedy's most animated actresses. When it comes to playing neurotic/crazy/sweet rom-com characters, no one's done it better since Gilda Radner. No coincidence that the show paid homage to the late "Saturday Night Live" star earlier this week (Marino is a fan, too: His dog is named Gilda).