Norm Van Brocklin motivated his players with threats, Bud Grant with glares. Les Steckel hollered, Jerry Burns cussed, Denny Green sermonized, Mike Tice growled.
Before this week, though, no Vikings coach had ever inspired his team with a bogus reference to a dead author.
"We talked about George Orwell and the field full of diamonds," Brad Childress said after the Vikings beat Carolina 20-10. "That the diamonds were right here in the room, a guy didn't have to sell his farm and go to a foreign land to look for diamonds when they were right there in the stream in his back yard.
"It took George Orwell to write that. I'm sure you could look that up."
No, you can't.
After hours of scrambling to find the story in Orwell's collection, I Googled "Diamonds in your back yard," and found it to be the work of a Baptist minister named Russell Conwell in the 1800s.
Anyway, if Childress wanted to reference Orwell, he should have chosen "Nineteen Eighty-Four."
An 0-3 start could have led to the most disappointing season since Steckel went 3-13 and got fired in, yes, '84.