With fiord under us, mountains before us and fresh salmon on our dinner plates, we raised a glass to consider, "What could be finer?"
Not much. As our little ship plied up and down the rugged, chilly coast of Norway early last spring, we felt removed not only in place but also in time. Somehow the ship evoked the decade it was built: the 1950s. Time slowed, courtesy reigned, simple pleasures trumped elegance.
Four friends and I took an ever-so-leisurely, ever-so-sweet 12-day cruise out of Bergen, on the southwest coast, to Kirkenes, on the northern tip of Norway, and back again. That's 1,250 miles just from Bergen to Kirkenes, about the distance between Florida and New York.
The Norwegian shipping line, called Hurtigruten, has 14 ships, some rather fancy and carrying up to 800 passengers. We deliberately chose the smallest, oldest, most modest ship in the line, the classic Nordstjernen. In Norwegian, that's "North Star," nicely close to the Minnesota state motto, "The Star of the North." A good omen, we thought.
Because Norway is the ancestral homeland of many Minnesotans, we expected to find fellow Twin Citians aboard our small cruise ship. But no. We were the only Americans among the 58 passengers.
"We get the passenger list a few days ahead of time, and it's bad when we see groups of Americans," said Asgeir Larsen, tourism director on our ship. "Most Americans are familiar with luxury cruises in the Caribbean, and this isn't that. They aren't necessary unhappy with our excursion, but it's not what they expected."
It is exactly what we wanted.
Built in 1956 and remodeled twice, the Nordstjernen has mostly tiny cabins. Before April 15, cabins were half-price, so we each booked one. Once on board, we couldn't imagine two people sharing a cabin. Mine was a little more than 9 feet by 5 feet, including the closet. The bathroom was tiny: 4 feet by a bit more than 3 feet. After my showers, the bathroom floor was covered with several inches of sloshing water that disappeared down a floor drain as the ship gently rolled.