Ozzie Guillen isn't leaving our lives completely, but news that he is headed to the Marlins -- whom the Twins play every few years -- and leaving the rival White Sox means that we will have far less Ozzie in our lives. And that's too bad, because as much as you grew to hate the White Sox over the years, you had to love Ozzie and his rants. As such, here's a good [redacted] one from a few years ago. Ozzie, we will miss you.