Evanston, Ill. – When P.J. Fleck promised to "Row The Boat" he never mentioned the days his program would perform like a capsized kayak.
For Gophers football, Ryan Field on Saturday became the juncture where reality smothers hype. Playing in wind, rain and eventually snow, a Northwestern team that had not blown out another Big Ten opponent smashed the Gophers 39-0.
There are two takeaways from this abomination against football, and they tell slightly different stories.
The first is that never in the history of this rivalry had Northwestern won by 39 points, until Saturday. Fleck accomplished what Tim Brewster's couldn't.
The second is that with a regular-season finale against unbeaten Wisconsin scheduled for Saturday, the Gophers are all but guaranteed to finish with two Big Ten victories for the fifth time in eight seasons. Gophers football mediocrity is as predictable as bad November weather in Chicago.
Gophers fans have every right to be embarrassed by their team's performance in Evanston. They have no right to be surprised.
"We'll put our oars back in the water," Fleck said.
Even considering that Northwestern is ranked (No. 23 in the CFP list) and the Gophers are in their first year under Fleck, there is no way the gap between these teams should be 39 points.