He hitchhiked from the Iron Range to Sioux City, Iowa, where he danced in front of Lawrence Welk's band. He signed up to play football for Bear Bryant and co-existed at Morningside College with George Allen.
When he experimented with smoking, the brand was Bull Durham, and the only time he remembers drinking excessively was the night he was stationed in Manila with the Air Force and the United States bombed Hiroshima.
Steve Kerzie has met some fascinating historical figures, and on the Iron Range, he has become one.
In a couple of weeks, this 89-year-old argument against forced retirement will work his 64th consecutive state high school track and field meet as either a coach or an official.
"In my book, the most important thing in coaching is that you make a man out of a boy and a nice lady out of a girl," Kerzie said. "Teach them to say 'Yes' and 'Thank you,' and 'Please.' Sometimes that's more important than winning a gol dang game."
The man has track and cross-country meets named after him, belongs to four Minnesota sports halls of fame (including those honoring coaches, referees and athletic directors), and is a member of the Morningside College Hall of Fame.
Kerzie starred in four sports at Chisholm High, then signed on to play football at Vanderbilt under a freshman coach named Paul Bryant. "I was at Vandy for two weeks," Kerzie said. "He was rough, and great. After two weeks, I went to enter the school, and I didn't have enough math credits, so I came back and the coach from Morningside was here, and I said I'd like to go, but where the hell is it?"
It's located in Sioux City, Iowa. Kerzie didn't have much money, so he'd hitchhike to and from school. He was lucky it didn't cost much to hear an upstart band leader play.