Don't say we never did anything nice for you, ladies:

Mario Balotelli took his shirt off after his second goal and got a yellow card, but it was totally worth it. /AP Photo

Mario Balotelli took his shirt off after his second goal and got a yellow card, but it was totally worth it. /AP Photo

Too hot for a shirt? Rafael Nadal thought so. Also too hot for a victory; he was bounced at Wimbledon. /AP Photo

Too hot for a shirt? Rafael Nadal thought so. Also too hot for a victory; he was bounced at Wimbledon. /AP Photo

So tired of movies objectifying men. Magic Mike opens at midnight in select theaters, WE ARE TOLD. /AP Photo

So tired of movies objectifying men. Magic Mike opens at midnight in select theaters, WE ARE TOLD. /AP Photo