Denard Span and Danny Valencia -- shown during a happier collision earlier this year -- are out of the lineup tonight after Span rear-ended Valencia on the way to the airport yesterday.
Seriously. Joe C has all the awesome details.
Anybody else think the Twins should just quarantine all their players and forfeit the rest of the season at this point?
Regardless, we're still waiting to hear how Ron Gardenhire blames it on Valencia.