Sweet mercy, this is one of the best stories we've read in a while. From the Winnipeg Free Press (bold is ours):

At least one local hockey fan thinks it’s criminal the Winnipeg Jets haven’t returned home. A 33-year-old resident of Lundar, Manitoba is facing numerous charges after allegedly making a series of 911 calls which included demanding RCMP officers somehow bring the National Hockey League back to the province.

"He began the conversation by saying he wanted the Jets back. He was quite upset about it," a justice source told the Free Press on Wednesday. The incident occurred last year but was never reported publicly by police. The Free Press uncovered details this week through court documents.

The potential return of the NHL has been a hot topic in recent years, with many believing it’s a matter of when, not if, Winnipeg gets a team back. And while the subject usually triggers passionate debate, this is believed to be the first time it has ever prompted police action.

The final straw came when the man began insulting the 911 operator, eventually calling her a crude name. She warned him that his number had been traced and police were being sent out to arrest him.

"If you’re coming to get me, can you bring me some smokes," was his reply.

Police arrested the man without incident and have charged him with public mischief, false messages, harassing phone calls and obstructing justice.

Replace Winnipeg Jets with Minnesota North Stars and Lundar, Manitoba with rural Dakota County and would anyone be surprised for a second to find out this was about our own Clarence Swamptown?

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