There’s a kid in Texas they call Johnny Football.
There’s a kid in Kentucky they call Teddy Ballgame.
There’s a kid at UCLA named Brett Hundley. You can call him “Hot Rod” if you like. Somebody will, eventually.
Here’s the new rule for the 2013 Vikings season: You may stop paying attention to the games and start preparing for the draft.
If the Vikings can keep losing at their current pace while playing incompetent quarterbacks, they’ll get to draft their next quarterback in a few months. By the looks of the top prospects, anyone with gaudy numbers and a cute nickname would be an improvement. By the looks of the Vikings’ season, anyone with either gaudy numbers or a cute nickname would be an improvement.
When the Vikings fire Leslie Frazier, he should look back at one of his proudest victories with regret. On Christmas Eve, 2011, he beat Washington with Joe Webb at quarterback and Toby Gerhart at running back. “Now I can enjoy Christmas,” he said immediately after the game.
That victory cost Frazier a chance to draft Robert Griffin III. Without Griffin or someone like him, the Vikings find themselves stuck with shellshocked Christian Ponder, journeyman Matt Cassel and a guy who used to be Josh Freeman.
While the Vikings blew a chance at Griffin and then reached for Ponder, the Packers watched Aaron Rodgers fall to them with the 24th pick in the 2005 draft. That’s when the game story for Sunday night’s game was written, in ink.
Sunday night, in the latest edition of a rivalry that either speeds pulses or spurs change, the Packers beat the Vikings 44-31.
The Vikings quarterback failed to perform at a professional level, again.
So did the defense.
“It’s embarrassing,” defensive end Jared Allen said.
“The frustration level is off the charts,” linebacker Chad Greenway said. “It’s easy for people to say we’re not doing enough. The reality is, we’re having great weeks of practice. We come into the game and we’re in the game until that one sequence of events.”
There were a lot of unfortunate events for the Vikings on Sunday. Greenway was referring, specifically, to the second quarter. The Packers isolated fleet receiver Jordy Nelson on Greenway. Greenway covered him as well as any linebacker could be expected to, but Rodgers put the ball on Nelson’s fingertips, and he broke a 76-yard touchdown.
After the Packers defense held, Micah Hyde returned a punt 93 yards for a touchdown, and the rout was on.
The Vikings failed on defense and special teams, but the most obvious mismatch was at quarterback.
Rodgers controlled the game, picking on Vikings weaknesses and beating the pass rush with quick throws or quicker feet. Ponder couldn’t even control his nerves.
In a passing league, the Vikings have spent two first-round picks, a second-rounder and a third-rounder since 2010 on three cornerbacks and a quarterback, and none of the four could compete with the Packers on Sunday night.
|Tennessee||12/18/14 7:25 PM|
|Philadelphia||12/20/14 3:30 PM|
|San Diego||12/20/14 7:25 PM|
|Minnesota||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|Baltimore||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|Detroit||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|Cleveland||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|Atlanta||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|Green Bay||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|Kansas City||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|New England||12/21/14 12:00 PM|
|NY Giants||12/21/14 3:05 PM|
|Buffalo||12/21/14 3:25 PM|
|Indianapolis||12/21/14 3:25 PM|
|Seattle||12/21/14 7:30 PM|
|Denver||12/22/14 7:30 PM|
|James Madison||6:00 PM|
|SIU Edwardsville||6:00 PM|
|St Francis-PA||6:00 PM|
|North Florida||6:00 PM|
|Arkansas State||6:00 PM|
|NC A&T||6:00 PM|
|Robert Morris||6:00 PM|
|Char Southern||6:00 PM|
|Kennesaw St||6:00 PM|
|TX A&M-CC||7:00 PM|
|Ark-Pine Bluff||7:00 PM|
|UT Martin||7:00 PM|
|Abilene Christian||7:00 PM|
|USC Upstate||7:00 PM|
|Alcorn State||7:00 PM|
|Central Mich||7:00 PM|
|Georgia State||7:00 PM|
|TX-Pan American||7:00 PM|
|Texas State||7:00 PM|
|Stephen F Austin|
|SC State||7:00 PM|
|Missouri State||7:00 PM|
|Chicago State||7:00 PM|
|Morehead State||7:00 PM|
|Northern Colorado||7:00 PM|
|New Mexico St||8:00 PM|
|San Diego St||8:00 PM|
|Eastern Mich||8:00 PM|
|Loyola Marymount||8:00 PM|
|Incarnate Word||8:00 PM|
|Central Arkansas||9:00 PM|
|Grambling St||10:00 PM|
|Nevada||12/20/14 10:00 AM|
|Utah State||12/20/14 1:20 PM|
|(23) Utah||12/20/14 2:30 PM|
|Western Mich||12/20/14 4:45 PM|
|South Alabama||12/20/14 8:15 PM|
|BYU||12/22/14 1:00 PM|
|Marshall||12/23/14 5:00 PM|
|Navy||12/23/14 8:30 PM|
|San Diego St|
|Central Mich||12/24/14 11:00 AM|
|Fresno State||12/24/14 7:00 PM|
|(21) Miss State||66||FINAL|
|Akron||67||2nd Half 5:47|
|Richmond||68||2nd Half 4:08|
|Montana||32||2nd Half 18:16|
|(7) Stanford||8||1st Half 15:34|
|Florida A&M||5:30 PM|
|Savannah State||5:30 PM|
|Northern Colorado||6:00 PM|
|Youngstown St||6:00 PM|
|(1) South Carolina||6:00 PM|
|Fla Gulf Coast||6:00 PM|
|Texas Southern||6:00 PM|
|NC A&T||6:00 PM|
|NC Central||6:00 PM|
|Alabama State||6:00 PM|
|Morehead St||6:00 PM|
|Arkansas State||6:00 PM|
|American Univ||6:00 PM|
|UNC Greensboro||6:00 PM|
|Prairie View||6:30 PM|
|Sam Houston St|
|McNeese State||7:00 PM|
|Eastern Kentucky||7:00 PM|
|North Texas||9:00 PM|
|Aug 8 - vs. Oakland||7 pm||X||10-6|
|Aug 16 - vs. Arizona||7:30 pm||X||30-28|
|Aug 23 - at Kansas City||7 pm||X||30-12|
|Aug 28 - at Tennessee||7 pm||X||19-3|
|2014 regular season|
|Sep 7 - at St. Louis||Noon||X||34-6|
|Sep 14 - vs. New England||Noon||X||30-7|
|Sep 21 - at New Orleans||Noon||X||20-9|
|Sep 28 - vs. Atlanta||3:25 pm||X||41-28|
|Oct 2 - at Green Bay||7:25 pm||X||42-10|
|Oct 12 - vs. Detroit||Noon||X||17-3|
|Oct 19 - at. Buffalo||Noon||X||17-16|
|Oct 26 - at Tampa Bay||Noon||X||19-13 ot|
|Nov 2 - vs. Washington||Noon||X||29-26|
|Nov 9 - Bye|
|Nov 16 - at Chicago||Noon||X||21-13|
|Nov. 23 - vs. Green Bay||Noon||X||24-21|
|Nov. 30 - vs. Carolina||Noon||X||31-13|
|Dec 7 - vs. NY Jets||Noon||X||30-24 ot|
|Dec 14 - at Detroit||3:25 pm||X||16-14|
|Dec 21 - at Miami||Noon|
|Dec 28 - vs. Chicago||Noon|