If we hadn't reached the gallows humor stage of the Twins' winless start already, we got there Thursday afternoon as the local nine dropped to 0-9.

Items of note, after the Twins were swept by the While Sox while scoring just two runs in a three-game series, both on ground outs.

*A fan in the stands today was wearing a bizarre anti-Joe Mauer T-shirt jersey — or at least it looked that way. I say bizarre because Mauer has far and away been the Twins' best position player this season. If everyone was hitting like him, all would be well. But still, as T-Swift says, haters gonna hate. Here it is, spotted by Jeff Fischer: the "Manure 7."

*Are you tired of the Crying Jordan meme? Sorry.

*How long have the Twins gone without winning this season? Glad you asked.

Twins haven't won inCount Up*I asked you for your best hashtags to commemorate the start. You did not disappoint. Here are the best ones that I saw: