Twins fans have soured after three wretched seasons; everyone with the team needs to work to win them back.
CHICAGO – The Twins website features an advertisement by a matchmaking company inviting single Twins fans to meet. This is what marketers call “synergy.”
Singles. Striking out. What better words to describe dating, or the Twins lineup?
Here’s a romantic request for the Twins from the dwindling number of Minnesotans who still care about baseball:
Show us something this year.
Heck, show us anything.
Show us some fire, some grit; some passion, some promise.
Show us that three years of unprofessional play was a detour, not a destination.
Show us that you care about something other than paychecks and per diems. You’re supposed to be in the entertainment business, even if everyone who has watched you since 2011 has forgotten that.
You, Joe Mauer: Show us you want to play every day. Now that you’re not catching, there is no need for the gratuitous, recuperative day off. You can rest when you retire. Playing 162 games should be a goal you fail to attain only because of compound fractures.
You, Aaron Hicks: Prove that last year didn’t break you, and show off in center field before Byron Buxton takes over for the next decade.
You, Trevor Plouffe: Wake up. Time to react to ground balls to your left before the left fielder throws them back to the infield. You get one year to establish value before Miguel Sano heals.
You, Josh Willingham: Prove that your knee injury was the sole cause for your problems last year, and accept a move to designated hitter if the Twins are ever smart enough to ask. If Mauer plays every day, you will have plenty of chances to drive him in this year. You and Hicks have the power to upgrade what might otherwise be one of the three lousiest lineups in baseball. With a good year, you could become part of the future. With a bad year, you will be playing for a fifth team next season.
You, Ricky Nolasco: Whether you realize it or not, signing a big contract means you’re in a position of visibility and responsibility. You need to act like an ace even if you’re not one.
You, Phil Hughes: You’ve been given a gift — a large ballpark and a low-pressure environment. This is your chance to rebuild your pitching reputation.
You, Brian Dozier: Keep it up. In what has been a dead clubhouse on a bad team, you’ve at least shown signs of life and improvement.
You, Anthony Swarzak: Time for someone other than the long reliever to be the team’s MVP.
You, Ron Gardenhire: You have a baseball genius, Paul Molitor, at your disposal. You’ve done a lot of things well as the Twins manager over the past 12 years, but you need a calm sounding board for late-game decisions. Molitor is that guy. Use him.
You, Twins marketers: Stop beating us over the head with the past. Every time you build a campaign around a former player all you do is remind us of how lousy the product is today.
|Cincinnati - LP: M. Latos||4||FINAL|
|Baltimore - WP: B. Norris||5|
|Boston - WP: J. Kelly||9||FINAL|
|NY Yankees - LP: S. Greene||4|
|Detroit - WP: P. Coke||4||FINAL|
|Cleveland - LP: C. Allen||2|
|NY Mets - WP: J. Niese||8||FINAL|
|Miami - LP: B. Penny||6|
|Philadelphia - WP: K. Kendrick||4||FINAL|
|Atlanta - LP: M. Minor||0|
|Toronto - WP: R. Dickey||8||FINAL|
|Tampa Bay - LP: J. Hellickson||2|
|Milwaukee - LP: Y. Gallardo||1||FINAL|
|Chicago Cubs - WP: J. Arrieta||7|
|LA Angels - LP: C. Wilson||3||FINAL|
|Houston - WP: B. Peacock||8|
|Chicago WSox - WP: D. Webb||6||FINAL|
|Minnesota - LP: L. Oliveros||3|
|Texas - LP: M. Kirkman||1||FINAL|
|Kansas City - WP: J. Frasor||2|
|Pittsburgh - LP: J. Locke||4||FINAL|
|St. Louis - WP: A. Wainwright||6|
|San Francisco - WP: G. Kontos||12||FINAL|
|Colorado - LP: M. Belisle||7|
|Seattle - WP: J. Paxton||6||FINAL|
|Oakland - LP: S. Gray||5|
|Washington - LP: D. Fister||1||FINAL|
|Los Angeles - WP: C. Kershaw||4|
|Arizona - LP: B. Ziegler||1||FINAL|
|San Diego - WP: K. Quackenbush||2|
|Green Bay||9/4/14 7:30 PM|
|Buffalo||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|New Orleans||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Minnesota||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Cleveland||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Jacksonville||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Oakland||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Cincinnati||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Washington||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Tennessee||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|New England||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Carolina||9/7/14 3:25 PM|
|San Francisco||9/7/14 3:25 PM|
|Indianapolis||9/7/14 7:30 PM|
|NY Giants||9/8/14 6:10 PM|
|San Diego||9/8/14 9:20 PM|
|Arizona||9/4/14 7:00 PM|
|Pittsburgh||9/5/14 6:00 PM|
|Washington St||9/5/14 9:30 PM|
|SMU||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|Fla Atlantic||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|Buffalo||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|(24) Missouri||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|Arkansas State||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|(7) McNeese State||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|Central Mich||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|Akron||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|Western Ill||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|(20) Kansas State||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|(4) Oklahoma||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|Western Ky||9/6/14 11:00 AM|
|SC State||9/6/14 11:30 AM|
|Navy||9/6/14 12:00 PM|
|UAB||9/6/14 1:00 PM|
|South Alabama||9/6/14 1:00 PM|
|New Mexico St||9/6/14 1:00 PM|
|Colorado||9/6/14 2:00 PM|
|Fresno State||9/6/14 2:00 PM|
|(2) Eastern Wash||9/6/14 2:00 PM|
|(14) USC||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Ohio U||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Middle Tennessee||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Northern Ill||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Missouri State||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Ball State||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Maryland||9/6/14 2:30 PM|
|Eastern Mich||9/6/14 3:00 PM|
|Georgia Tech||9/6/14 3:00 PM|
|(15) Ole Miss||9/6/14 3:30 PM|
|Old Dominion||9/6/14 5:00 PM|
|(7) Michigan State||9/6/14 5:30 PM|
|(17) Arizona State||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|Louisiana Tech||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|San Jose St||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|East Carolina||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|(21) So Carolina|
|Duke||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|Idaho||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|(15) Sam Houston St||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|Michigan||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|(16) Notre Dame|
|Lamar||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|(9) Texas A&M|
|Northwestern St||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|BYU||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|Citadel||9/6/14 6:30 PM|
|(1) Florida State|
|San Diego St||9/6/14 7:00 PM|
|(21) North Carolina|
|Virginia Tech||9/6/14 7:00 PM|
|(8) Ohio State|
|Memphis||9/6/14 9:00 PM|
|Colorado State||9/6/14 9:15 PM|
|Air Force||9/6/14 9:15 PM|
|Oregon State||9/6/14 9:30 PM|
|Texas Tech||9/6/14 10:00 PM|
|Brt Columbia||9/5/14 6:30 PM|
|Calgary||9/6/14 6:00 PM|
|Hamilton||9/7/14 12:00 PM|
|Saskatchewan||9/7/14 3:00 PM|
Poll: How sure are you that the Twins are on the road to improving?