Michael Rand started RandBall with hopes that he could convince the world to love jumpsuits as much as he does. So far, he's only succeeded in using the word "redacted" a lot. He welcomes suggestions, news tips, links of pure genius, and pictures of pets in Halloween costumes here, though he already knows he will regret that last part.

Follow Randball on Twitter

Thursday (Irrational thoughts about the Twins) edition: Wha' Happened?

Posted by: Michael Rand under Twins fans Updated: November 15, 2012 - 9:51 AM

 

Josh Willingham, arguably one of the best free agent signings in all of baseball last year, didn't put pen to paper with the Twins until Dec. 15. Ryan Doumit, another excellent value snagged by Terry Ryan, signed Nov. 23.

 

We have not yet reached those milestones this year.

And yet, there is this: a growing sense of impatience that the Twins do SOMETHING, ANYTHING to kickstart this offseason and address all of these roster holes.

Pardon the crass analogy, but fans see the Twins as the lonely guy looking at his watch as bar close approaches. They want to see the Twins partner up, even for the short-term, with SOMEONE, ANYONE.

But relatively speaking, it's still early in the night.

And still: we have the same irrational thoughts about the Twins. We look at the Blue Jays going all-in on the Marlins' fire sale and wonder, "Why couldn't the Twins do that?" We gripe about the Twins going after Scott Baker, then we fret about losing him to the Cubs.

We want the Twins to overspend, make a splash, shake things up -- even if all these things are un-Twins-like (especially because these things are un-Twins-like) -- but we also know these types of bold, irrational moves to placate fans often wind up in disaster.

So instead, we're fighting those thoughts. We're trying to remember that there is a lot of offseason left, that the courting of free agents takes time, that trades are complicated and need to develop.

Sometimes it works, and sometimes we want to drive an SUV full of Pohlad money to Zack Greinke's doorstep, promise him he can be the best man in Joe Mauer's upcoming wedding and anything else that will get him to sign.

So if you feel the same way, you are not alone.

ADVERTISEMENT

New England 2/1/15 5:30 PM
Seattle
Toronto 6:00 PM
Indiana
Cleveland 6:30 PM
Detroit
Milwaukee 6:30 PM
Miami
Memphis 7:30 PM
Dallas
Chicago 9:30 PM
Golden State
Washington 9:30 PM
LA Lakers
NY Rangers 6:00 PM
NY Islanders
Arizona 6:00 PM
Philadelphia
Winnipeg 6:00 PM
Pittsburgh
Washington 6:00 PM
Columbus
Tampa Bay 6:30 PM
Carolina
Dallas 6:30 PM
Montreal
Detroit 6:30 PM
Florida
Colorado 7:00 PM
Nashville
Buffalo 8:00 PM
Calgary
Minnesota 8:30 PM
Edmonton
Anaheim 9:00 PM
Vancouver
Ball State 6:00 PM
Akron
Northern Ill 6:00 PM
Bowling Green
Western Mich 6:00 PM
Buffalo
Ohio 6:00 PM
Eastern Mich
Xavier 6:00 PM
Georgetown
Vanderbilt 6:00 PM
Georgia
West Virginia 6:00 PM
Kansas State
Central Mich 6:00 PM
Kent State
Saint Josephs 6:00 PM
La Salle
Nebraska 6:00 PM
Michigan
Miami-Ohio 6:00 PM
Toledo
Tulsa 6:00 PM
Tulane
George Washington 6:00 PM
VA Commonwealth
Pittsburgh 6:00 PM
Virginia Tech
Indiana State 7:00 PM
Evansville
Tabor College 7:00 PM
Oral Roberts
Florida 8:00 PM
Alabama
Tennessee 8:00 PM
Arkansas
Texas A&M 8:00 PM
Auburn
Baylor 8:00 PM
Oklahoma State
DePaul 0 Postponed
Providence 0
Michigan State 0 Postponed
Rutgers 0
Wyoming 8:00 PM
Utah State
Fresno State 8:05 PM
San Diego St
UNLV 9:00 PM
Nevada
SD Christian 9:00 PM
CS-Bakersfield
Colorado State 10:00 PM
Boise State
Temple 6:00 PM
UCF
Campbell 6:00 PM
Presbyterian
Coastal Carolina 6:00 PM
High Point
Gardner-Webb 6:00 PM
Radford
UNC-Asheville 6:00 PM
Liberty
Winthrop 6:00 PM
Longwood
Columbia International 6:00 PM
Charleston Southern
Tulane 7:00 PM
Houston
(3) Baylor 7:00 PM
TCU
Navy 7:00 PM
American Univ
Valparaiso 7:00 PM
Illinois-Chicago
Connect with twitterConnect with facebookConnect with Google+Connect with PinterestConnect with PinterestConnect with RssfeedConnect with email newsletters

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

question of the day

Poll: How optimistic are you about the 2015 Twins?

Weekly Question

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT