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Per a tweet from new Twins radio guy Cory Provus, skipper Ron Gardenhire was asked during a stop today in Mason City, Iowa, about the team's starting nine. Gardy obliged with an answer, so consider this your opening day lineup for the Twins as of now -- which obviously takes best-case health scenarios and doesn't factor in any spring training injuries/surprises:
1) Span, CF
2) Carroll, SS
3) Mauer, C
4) Morneau, 1B
5) Willingham, RF
6) Doumit, DH
7) Valencia, 3B
8) Casilla, 2B
9) Revere, LF
SP: Pavano
There aren't any real surprises there, but it does get the wheels turning to see it laid out like that. It still seems a little silly to align the three outfielders that way; Span in right, Revere in center, Willingham in left seems more efficient. But the left-right hitting balance and the speed turnover from the bottom of the order to the top seem to make sense. Your thoughts in the comments -- you know, other than that it looks way better with Mauer and Morneau than anyone else in those 3-4 spots.
Remember, pitchers and catchers can report in fewer than two weeks -- or fewer than a week, if they are from Oakland or Seattle.
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| Seattle - LP: F. Hernandez | 0 | FINAL |
| Cleveland - WP: J. Masterson | 6 |
| Toronto | 0 | Postponed |
| NY Yankees | 0 |
| Arizona - LP: W. Miley | 1 | FINAL |
| Miami - WP: R. Nolasco | 2 |
| Cincinnati - LP: A. Chapman | 2 | FINAL |
| Philadelphia - WP: A. Bastardo | 3 |
| Houston - LP: L. Harrell | 0 | FINAL |
| Pittsburgh - WP: J. Locke | 1 |
| Los Angeles | 2 | Delayed |
| Atlanta | 1 |
| Tampa Bay - WP: M. Moore | 3 | FINAL |
| Baltimore - LP: C. Tillman | 1 |
| Boston | 3 | Delayed |
| Minnesota | 1 |
| Milwaukee - LP: K. Lohse | 2 | FINAL |
| St. Louis - WP: J. Gast | 4 |
| NY Mets - WP: S. Rice | 4 | FINAL |
| Chicago Cubs - LP: K. Fujikawa | 3 |
| Chicago WSox | 0 | Top 6th Inning |
| LA Angels | 4 |
| Kansas City | 3 | Bottom 5th Inning |
| Oakland | 1 |
| Washington | 2 | Top 5th Inning |
| San Diego | 3 |
| San Francisco | 0 | Bottom 4th Inning |
| Colorado | 1 |
| Detroit - D. Fister | 7:05 PM |
| Texas - D. Holland |
| Memphis | 59 | 4th Qtr 11:16 |
| San Antonio | 73 |
| Los Angeles | 0 | FINAL |
| Red Bull New York | 1 |
| Sporting Kansas City | 0 | 1st Half 25:00 |
| D.C. | 0 |
| Real Salt Lake | 9:30 PM |
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