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On the face of it, the Twins' coaching moves on Thursday seemed quite startling. When you break it down a bit more, however, maybe it wasn't as big or shocking as it looked?
That's the idea we're warming up to, for these reasons:
*It seems like a stunner primarily in the context of what the Twins typically do. They are loyal. They believe in the big-picture, in trusting the method and the people in charge of running it. If the vast majority of teams had back-to-back seasons like the Twins just experienced, massive changes would have been expected – even with a recent track record of success. Just think locally: Denny Green and Brad Childress were fired mid-season the very year after leading the Vikings to an NFC title game. Ditto for Flip Saunders with the Timberwolves. He brought the Wolves to eight consecutive playoff appearances, including a trip to the West finals in 2003-04, but was fired with almost a .500 record in the middle of 2004-05. In baseball, back-to-back seasons like the ones the Twins just had are typically detrimental to a manager. According to research by 1500’s Tom Pelissero, since 1961, not counting expansion teams, only other six managers have survived back-to-back 95-loss seasons and kept their jobs.
*The guys who were outright fired – bullpen coach Rick Stelmaszek, third base coach Steve Liddle, first base coach Jerry White and head trainer Rick McWane – do not make up the core brain trust of the on-field staff. Scott Ullger and Joe Vavra were reassigned. Ron Gardenhire and Rick Anderson were untouched. And the guys rumored to be coming in – Bobby Cuellar, Tom Brunansky, Gene Glynn and perhaps Paul Molitor – are all from within the organization to varying degrees, suggesting that while they would bring a fresh set of eyes and perspectives, they will still be preaching the organizational philosophies.
*Now, that’s not to say continuity is a bad thing. The Twins had a great run of regular-season success in the 2000s with many of the same principles they presumably want to employ now. In our honest opinion, Gardenhire and Anderson deserve a chance to turn things around because of that track record. But we will say this: bringing in Cuellar and Glynn would make it clear the Twins have available in-house interim options at pitching coach and manager if things continue to go south next season and a mid-year move is warranted.
That would be the true shake-up. If the Twins were a house, Thursday amounted to rearranging some furniture and re-painting a few rooms, which feels like a major renovation by Twins standards.
Time will tell if a full remodel is necessary – and if it happens.

Three areas the Twins must address in the offseason:
STARTING PITCHING (YEAH, NO KIDDING)
A colleague was digging through some Star Tribune archives and found a full-page advertisement the Twins took out in the Star Tribune (and presumably other outlets) Sunday, Oct. 2, 2011.
It was a fairly benign advertisement, reflecting on the few positives of 2011 and thanking fans for coming to games. It mentioned injuries, though not exactly as an excuse. Most of all, it had a tone of accountability -- and a tone that things would get better quickly.
"But ultimately, this season failed to live up to the high standards of baseball for which the Minnesota Twins organization has become known. And we are just as disappointed as you are. But we promise to use this disappointment to motivate us to a better 2012. We will rally."
Those last three words, "We will rally," also appeared in large print as the headline, so to speak, of the entire ad.
A year later, the Twins have improved in some areas. The free agent signings of Josh Willingham, Jamey Carroll and Ryan Doumit were somewhere between good and fantastic. Joe Mauer is back to being Joe Mauer. Justin Morneau stayed healthy and had productive stretches. Trevor Plouffe had a power binge. Denard Span and Ben Revere gave the Twins far more than they did last season.
And yet, here we are, with the Twins headed for another 60-something victory season. The pitching is a mess. And the organizational tone? Well, it seems different. The notion of a quick fix seems like a thing of the past. An example from today's story:
"Our best pitching is low [in the minors], and that's not good," Twins General Manager Terry Ryan said.
The brass is being realistic and setting up not for a total rebuild, but for a slow process toward winning again. It's probably the right message. But it does stand in stark contrast to what was offered a year ago.
The Twins surely had the best intentions that they would, indeed, rally. It just hasn't happened, and now they are faced with reality. Here is the full ad, if you care to have a look:


In all honesty: going to an All-Star Game in any sport has never been high on our sports bucket list, but if it had to be one thing it would be the MLB game. As such, there really isn't much of an excuse now. We pretty much need to find a way to get there.
Your thoughts? Are you eager to pony up hundreds for the privilege of attending this game, or is this one you can skip with no remorse.

Small. Small enough to provide a startling contrast between now and just two seasons ago (that picture is from the first regular-season game ever at the ballpark). Small enough that vast swaths of empty seats were easily spotted. Small enough to make us wonder what next year will be like if the losing continues.
The Twins offense looked lethargic, getting just one hit in the first six innings and slapping too many choppers and slow rollers to count. There was the briefest of flickers in the ninth inning, but the rally and the fans were extinguished quickly.
There is no perfect precedent to say what will happen in future seasons at Target Field in terms of attendance. Cleveland, which fielded a consistent winner after opening its new ballpark, had eight consecutive seasons averaging 39,000 fans or more. Then the Indians started losing, and it dropped to 32K and 21K in the next two seasons -- a sharp drop, to be sure. It's never bounced back beyond 29,000 since then, despite a playoff season. San Francisco has never gone below 35K in its new park despite some rough seasons. Pittsburgh never really got the boost from its park despite all its beauty because for almost all the time there the Pirates have been awful.
The Twins had to compete with back-to-school thoughts and the State Fair on Tuesday. The Mariners aren't the most interesting opponent, either. But they couldn't sell the product to 30,000 people on a gorgeous summer night. Unless the product improves, we could be reading "smallest crowd in Target Field history" a lot more more this season and beyond.
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