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Caption contest against our better judgment
Posted by: Michael Rand Updated: March 24, 2010 - 2:43 PM
That's the video freeze frame currently on the startribune.com sports home page right now.
That means, against our better judgment, it's time for a little caption contest. So, what is your humble proprietor doing right there? Showing the proper technique to make a hamburger? Performing a very measured clap?
Let your imaginations run wild, though be mindful of the bounds of good taste. (If that's possible).
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