Michael Rand started RandBall with hopes that he could convince the world to love jumpsuits as much as he does. So far, he's only succeeded in using the word "redacted" a lot. He welcomes suggestions, news tips, links of pure genius, and pictures of pets in Halloween costumes here, though he already knows he will regret that last part.
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That's the video freeze frame currently on the startribune.com sports home page right now.
That means, against our better judgment, it's time for a little caption contest. So, what is your humble proprietor doing right there? Showing the proper technique to make a hamburger? Performing a very measured clap?
Let your imaginations run wild, though be mindful of the bounds of good taste. (If that's possible).