Apparently Captain Morgan was on hand at last night's Twins/Yankees game to throw out the first pitch and lead fans in the traditional singing of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the seventh-inning stretch. Considering the Twins demolished the hated Bronx Bombers, is it worth keeping The Captain on speed dial should there be a playoff rematch this season?

In any event, there was enough time during the beat-down for a photo featuring Justin Morneau, Captain Morgan and "The Morganettes." (Photo: Craig Lassig/AP Images for Captain Morgan).

As such, we have an obvious need for a RandBall caption contest. Your entries in the comments, please.