Michael Rand started RandBall with hopes that he could keep lies from conquering the minds of the weak. So far, he's only succeeded in using the word "redacted" a lot. He welcomes suggestions, news tips, links of pure genius, and pictures of pets in Halloween costumes here, though he already knows he will regret that last part.
Follow Randball on Twitter
It has come to our attention that the Star-Tribune will be giving out Bacon Balm -- a bacon-flavored lip balm -- at the State Fair.
We have received a preview tube, and it definitely has a hint of maple-esque bacon flavor to it.
Knowing how many regular commenters are well-schooled in the bacon arts, we thought it imperative to let you know.
Carry on.
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT