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So it turns out that interweb report from Total Frat Move is correct. Per Richard Deitsch of SI.com, Christian Ponder and ESPN's Samantha Steele are engaged -- confirmed by Steele. The two have only been confirmed to be dating for about 6 weeks, but hey, that's how love works sometimes.
That's a rough past few days for the single ladies of the Twin Cities: Joe Mauer was married Saturday, and now this.
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