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Gophers 32, UNLV 22 ... Packers 36, Vikings 22 ... so the simulations say

Posted by: Michael Rand under Vikings Updated: July 31, 2012 - 1:14 PM
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Want to completely waste a lot of time in the next few days? WAIT! What if we told you that it could actually SAVE you time in the long run, if you play your cards right?

Welcome to CompughterRatings.com (yes, that is spelled right. Steve Pugh started it).

We have no idea how accurate their simulations are. We do know that there are several mathematical equations and algorithms on their "theory" page, and that is both scary and good enough for us.

The upshot is this site has catalogued strengths and weaknesses of every team in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB and NCAA men's hoops and football. Oh, and also NASCAR. And it will run head-to-head simulations of any team vs. any team. It is hardly perfect because there are certainly things the computer can't account for -- the Bud Selig memorial Human Element -- but you can either view it as entertainment or a sweet science that enables you to not watch games that appear to be crazy blowouts or losses in the wrong direction.

Can't decided whether to devote yourself to the Gophers football opener against UNLV? Well, the site says the Gophers will win 32-22. See, it's just that easy. IT'S LIKE HAVING A GRAY'S SPORTS ALMANAC FROM THE FUTURE. (Note: Gambling is illegal in many places. Check local regulations before placing any bets).

Of course, the computer also gives the Packers an overall grade of A+ and the Vikings a grade of D-. STUPID COMPUTER.

In any event, go look around if you like these sorts of things. We can't recall seeing every sport in one place, and there is amusement to be had.

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