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It was only 12 years ago, but it might as well have been 40.
Consider this:
*Denny Hocking batted leadoff
*Brian Buchanan (pictured) was in right field
*Mark Redman was the starting pitcher
*Tom Kelly was the manager
*Jay Canizaro played
*David Ortiz pinch hit
*Barry Larkin played for the Reds
*Benito Santiago. Dante Bichette. STOP.
*Vulture Danny Graves improved to 8-0 for Cincy with the win in relief in EARLY JUNE.
Oh, how we love weird old box scores.
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