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Still, in the midst of a modest but feel-good three-game winning streak for your Twins, we're not sure we were ready for the dose of reality Keri dished out in his most recent Grantland piece. It ended with a direct slap to the face:
Right now, there might be no team further away from success than the Minnesota Twins.
If you would like to buy Jonah's book or read the full windup that came before the open-handed smack, we're sure he would appreciate it.
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