Michael Rand started RandBall with hopes that he could keep lies from conquering the minds of the weak. So far, he's only succeeded in using the word "redacted" a lot. He welcomes suggestions, news tips, links of pure genius, and pictures of pets in Halloween costumes here, though he already knows he will regret that last part.
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Yeah, we'd be royally mad, too, if our vehicle was broken into. But we don't think a gold card from Starbucks would be the foremost of our concerns. (And in case you are wondering, it sounds like there was a happy ending. Phew!) But first the video (we'll use the ESPN version since they cleaned up his Twitvid).
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