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With that considered, can you imagine the Twins at the plate without Willingham? We posed that question on Twitter last night, and here are a few responses. Yours are also welcome in the comments:
From @ChrisYouny: They'd have most embarrassing All-Star representative ever.
From @bkru: They'd already have clinched the first overall pick in next year's draft.
From @DanaWessel: We'd have Cuddyer and wouldn't have had that two month stretch of annoying Cuddyer-related Twitter whining.
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