Per the NY Post, which uses all the classic alliteration and innuendo you would expect in a story like this, Derek Jeter has a certain routine when it comes to the conclusion of romantic encounters.

"Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball," the friend dished.

"This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball," the pal said. He basically gave her the same gift twice because he'd forgotten hooking up with her the first time!"

So fellas (yeah). Fellas (yeah). If your girlfriend has a Jeter autographed baseball ...

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