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Sorry, Tim, you can't win the Heisman in the NFL.
The Denver Broncos coach gave his players the day off Monday and didn't want to let everyone else know before Tim Tebow or Kyle Orton finds out.
Tebow replaced Orton and energized the Broncos and their fans before coming up short in a 29-24 loss to San Diego on Sunday.
[Fox] said he'll meet with his staff and review the film Monday, then reveal his decision when his players reconvene Tuesday.
In other words, as we read it, Tebow is the starter.
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