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Afternoon talker: The Minnesota Sports Misery Rankings
Posted by: Michael Rand under Twins fans, Vikings Updated: November 12, 2010 - 2:41 PM
In these rankings, he chronicles seven different local teams. For November, he gives them the following labels:
Cautiously Optimistic -- Gophers men's basketball
Bandwagon Team of the Month -- Wild
Waiting Room Optimism -- Twins
Hanging By a Thread -- Vikings
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in Our Hands -- Gophers men's hockey
Glimmers of Hope Among Seas of Despair -- Timberwolves
Comical Depression -- Gophers football
In any event, go to the link above and read the full post if you'd like. Then let's talk in the comments about whether you agree or disagree with the states of affairs outlined in the rankings ...
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