PLUS THREE FROM PATRICK

Now that TC Bear has one, our teams need serious statue advice:

Target Field. Jim Kaat is No. 1 in Twins wins (189) and innings (2,966), and Kitty's pose on the mound would be wonderful in bronze.

Target Center (remodeled). Kevin Garnett will be Wolves' greatest player decades from now. Pose him to be eternally tossing resin on Sid's statue.

Taj Ma Zygi (the new Vikings dome). Bud Grant, greatest coach, and Alan Page, greatest player. Statues should be placed far apart.