TFD: Ron Gardenhire ranks 28th among MLB managers in handsomeness, site says

  • Blog Post by: Michael Rand
  • December 10, 2013 - 4:54 PM

This doesn't exactly count as hot stove talk, but Craig Calcaterra at Hardball Talk has taken it upon himself to rank all 30 current MLB managers in terms of ... handsomeness.

Yes, he really did this. Our guess would have been Aaron Gleeman if any Hardball Talk writer was going to tackle this burning question, but that's just not true.

In any event, he has Brad Ausmus and Mike Matheny 1-2 in his rankings.

But that's not really what you care about. Where did he have poor Ron Gardenhire, who would have at least scored in the top 50 percent if the RandBall Better Half was judging?

Ouch. 28th.

Ron Gardenhire: The jowls of Rick Renteria, the facial hair issues of Fredi Gonzalez and the troubling inner rumblings of Terry Collins. Just a bad combination.

And now, let us never speak of this again.

h/t to e-mailer Nathan for the link.

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