- Blog Post by: James Lileks
- October 23, 2013 - 1:41 PM
Your boss knocks on your door. “Hey,” he says, because that’s how people start conversations these days. Ever watch “Fringe”? Every time someone wants to begin a discussion they say “hey.” There’s probably a supercut of five seasons of “hey” on YouTube.
Okay, now I have to check. Hold on . . .
Hmm. No. Someone get on that, please. Anyway, the boss says “hey” and you look up with the usual flutter in your gut when the boss shows up, and then the boss says “We need to talk,” which is bad. If the boss says “do you have a moment?” it might be about giving you more work, or discussing a new project, but “we need to talk” could actually mean “we’ve discovered that you’re tweeting out office secrets pertaining to national security.” In which case:
A White House national security official was fired last week after being caught as the mystery Tweeter who has been tormenting the foreign policy community with insulting comments and revealing internal Obama administration information for over two years.
Oh dear. Since the Internet is Forever, the Daily Beast has examples galore.
The Daily Beast saved a long record of @natsecwonk's tweets prior to the shutting down of his Twitter feed.
“I'm a fan of Obama, but his continuing reliance and dependence upon a vacuous cipher like Valerie Jarrett concerns me,” he once tweeted.
“Was Huma Abedin wearing beer goggles the night she met Anthony Wiener? Almost as bad a pairing as Samantha Powers and Cass Sunstein ....,” he tweeted on another occasion, insulting a top Clinton aide, a then Congressman, and two White House senior officials in one tweet.
Joseph's snark was not confined to his Obama administration colleagues. He also took aim at senior Republican figures and lowly GOP Hill staffers.
“So when will someone do us the favor of getting rid of Sarah Palin and the rest of her white trash family? What utter useless garbage .... ,” he tweeted last October.
When you tweet these things under “natsecwonk” you’re really begging to be looked at, aren’t you? It’s intellectual Weinerism.
THUMP The backstory on the existence of this video: the uploader obviously has a DVR, and was able to rewind to capture the moment when the newscaster displayed her astonishing poise in the face of unexpected thumps. Or he sits there with a camera every day, just recording local news. Whatever the case, good luck not playing this ten times in a row:
GULP An expose of an expose: Kernel discusses the matter of Alkaline Water machines, and how they’re sold.
(M) any of them use blatantly misleading titles and search engine tomfoolery. A YouTube video entitled “Kangen Water myth EXPOSED on CBS News” is nothing more than an advertisement for Kangen water, littered with links to sales websites and tips about “financing options”. Multiple websites containing titles such as “Kangen Water Scam” and “Alkaline Water Snake-Oil” are nothing more than online marketing pamphlets run by people who are making money from the alkaline water business.
I’ve seen this technique with other marketers - you search for some info on a dodgy scheme you came across, and the EXPOSED video or website gets your attention right away, so that’s what you click.
It’s like they have one weird trick to make you go to that video!
As for the virtues of alkaline water, well, that’s nothing new. An ad from the 1930s:
Speaking of scams, let’s drop in on “Leonard,” the scambot who runs a site designed purely to fool search engines into thinking it’s a legitimate site. No link, because that’s just what the site wants. The title of this post is “Crookston Minnesota Hotels.”
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It’s a fascinating premise, isn’t it? Don’t you want to know more? Here you go:
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Throw on your car indeed, friends - but don’t stop with Crookston Minnesota Hotels. Another entry reveals the mysteries of Richfield!
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Best description of some modern art as I’ve ever heard. We continue:
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We’ll check back in another few weeks to see what other insights Leonard has.
Speaking of bizarre things on the internet, have you seen this little ad warning about the true hazards of male supplements?
It’s like Rodin’s “Thinker,” except he’s pondering how he can open the front door without tearing it off its hinges.
IN JULY? Open Culture is wrong here, just wrong:
If you get into a conversation with an Orson Welles enthusiast, try not to mention frozen peas. By now, even those who barely know Welles’ work — those who’ve barely seen Citizen Kane or heard War of the Worlds, let alone The Magnificent Ambersons or F for Fake — chuckle at the fact that, in the twilight of his career, the actor-auteur took on such theoretically easy-money jobs as presenting an “instructional film” on gambling for Caesars Palace and narrating a series of British television commercials for Swedish frozen-food giant Findus.
Most Orson enthusiasts I know love the Frozen Pea Rant. Here it is, fully animated. As far as being safe for work, there’s a sexual reference and a curse word. But it’s a curse word uttered by Orson Wells, which is a different matter.
Now go to the Open Culture site for another treat. I could embed it here, but that would be wrong.
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