Cowboys owner Jerry Jones makes a rap commercial about pizza, and somehow the world doesn't end

Good times

By Michael Rand Star Tribune

August 27, 2012 — 12:16pm

This is ... this is just ... oh no.

Michael Rand is the Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer. In 20 years covering Minnesota sports at the Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything.

mrand@startribune.com 612-673-7564

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