Clarence Swamptown didn't have time for a full Clearance Clarence this week, but he did check in with this:

You've probably seen this before, but I had not. Scott Stapp wrote a song for the Florida Marlins called "Marlins Will Soar". Even for Mr. Stapp's standards it is a remarkably bad song.

I know a lot of people hated last year's GB Leighton Twins song but gave it a free pass because you like GB. Serious question: If the Twins hired Scott Stapp to produce a terrible Twins song that they would drill into the ground during games and broadcasts, what would you do? Stop being a Twins fan altogether? Question God? Jump off the parking ramp above Target Plaza just to prove a point? I think all of these options would be on the table. More than anything, I just wanted to point out that although "Twins Territory" was not good, it could have been worse. This was addressed as an e-mail and not a talker, but we are making it such. Folks, what would you do?