Start your day the PopCrush way, with the brisk, refreshing taste of Quaid! It's the latest piece of scofflaw behavior from the fugitive duo. Did you know our blog software autocompletes something if it recognizes what you're typing? I typed "warrants issued" and the software filled in "for scofflaw Quaids." It's like the machines were programmed by an evil cabal of businessmen who make money by assassinating celebrities. Anyway:

That's just what this case needs: send big beefy tattooed pros to shanghai two people convinced the mob is out to get them.

Elsewhere in Delusionland:

Sure. Ever see "Cape Fear," Mr. Attorney? Max Cady was an interesting character, too.

Imagine the frustration of someone who's trying to stalk the Quaids right now. Really, I'm a fan, not a star-whacker. Surely you can see the difference. I don't think anyone would stalk them individually. It's apparent they come as a set.