Percentage chance of being Vikings starting QB for 2018 opener:
• T.E. Bridgewater (70 percent). The Vikings will come off a 10-day break in Atlanta on Dec. 3. Bridgewater will start then and for the rest of this season, and the Vikings will reach the playoffs.
• Jimmy Garropolo (20 percent). This is the chance Teddy's knee doesn't work and Rick Spielman takes another expensive QB dive.
• Colin Kaepernick (10 percent). I'm saying our guy Zygi is exactly the enlightened owner to end the NFL's boycott of the activist QB and give him a shot.