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3) Use screaming welfare babies as fountain statuary (like in Europe, only real).
4) Train welfare babies to scream a signal as each bus approaches.
5) Call off Holidazzle parades whenever welfare babies stop screaming due to extreme cold.
6) Apply modern branding techniques to our more worthy public investments: Screaming Welfare Babies Field at People’s E-Pulltab Stadium.
CHRIS STELLER, Minneapolis
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