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Continued: Readers Write: (Sept. 17): Jim Souhan, Jerry Kill; newspaper sensitivity

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3) Use screaming welfare babies as fountain statuary (like in Europe, only real).

4) Train welfare babies to scream a signal as each bus approaches.

5) Call off Holidazzle parades whenever welfare babies stop screaming due to extreme cold.

6) Apply modern branding techniques to our more worthy public investments: Screaming Welfare Babies Field at People’s E-Pulltab Stadium.

CHRIS STELLER, Minneapolis

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