I understand the dilemma the Republicans are facing in St. Paul. Since they need more revenue but refuse to raise taxes, they need to expand the scope of existing taxes.

What better way to increase revenue than a gambling casino in downtown Minneapolis ("Casino plan for Block E to roll out," May 4). But why stop there?

We should turn Block E into Block V, for vice. Bring back Moby Dick's, but this time as an opium den with taxed and metered hookahs in every dark booth. The Lumber Exchange building would make a great brothel. Insert your Visa card in the door lock to get in and enjoy the beautiful women.

The Shubert and State theaters can run continual burlesque shows. Target Center could stage weekly kick-boxing exhibitions -- maybe throw in a lion or two once a month to pique interest. Lift the smoking ban -- it's bad for business.

Change the homicide laws so not only can you shoot someone on your lawn, you can shoot someone who insults you on Block V. A wonderful time could be had by all, and think of all the jobs it would create!

There are no churches or schools nearby, and it is far from my suburban haven, so if people want to partake of the low-life, I say go for it. We'll take your money. Block V could save the state.

RICHARD CROSE, BLOOMINGTON