Everybody would get to play hero. Biden would get to play president. What's not to like?
President Barack Obama speaks on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, July 29, 2014, as he announces new economic sanctions against key sectors of the Russian economy in the latest move to force Russian President Vladimir Putin to end his support for Ukrainian rebels. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)
Enough with all the phony impeachment talk.
Onward to a real impeachment!
In our absurdist capital, it would be good for all sides - in ways you may not have considered.
President Barack Obama’s threat to bypass obstinate Republican lawmakers with executive actions - “I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone” - may have seemed a bit of a wimpy cop-out in January. But now he has a chance to turn it into a historic battle cry.
He gives a passionate address to the nation, channeling 2004 Obama, and asks, as the son of a foreigner who came to America to go to school, how our mosaic of immigrants soured into such a cruel place toward displaced children.
He defies the Republicans and shoots the moon on an executive order, giving backdoor amnesty to millions of undocumented Hispanic immigrants as well as all those suffering kids on the border who are afraid to live in their own violent countries.
The Republicans go absolutely nuts and realize that their lawsuit, the mini-me of impeachment, will not suffice. They hesitate to go as far as a Swiftian solution, selling the children to rich people as food. So they race back into session and try the president for the high crime and misdemeanor of abusing his power.
It gives the party, which is ripping itself apart trying to figure out what it stands for, a clear identity: You can count on Republicans to always impeach Democratic presidents in their second terms. GOP will become short for Gratuitously Ousting Presidents.
They won’t be able to win the White House ever again after alienating every Hispanic in the country, but they can bask in presidentus interruptus.
Republicans could finally take on Obama to a degree that would make their crazed base happy - or as happy as this begrudging, seething crowd and their mindless, malcontent queen, Sarah Palin, are capable of being.
Presidential candidates who support impeachment would thrive in the primaries because the rabid anti-Obama base would reward them. A recent CNN poll reported that 57 percent of Republicans support impeaching Obama - and that is before any bold executive action on immigration or preventing corporations from fleeing America to dodge taxes.
Democratic candidates, struggling in this election season, wouldn’t have to think of silly excuses not to appear on the trail with the president while Republican candidates jockey to get a blessing from Mitt Romney.
And if Democrats are having so much success raising millions by hyping a fake impeachment threat, think of what they could do with a real one.
The biggest beneficiary, of course, would be Obama.
If Congress makes him the first-ever president removed by impeachment, his popularity will soar from its current nadir, maybe even approaching Bill Clinton heights. It would validate the president’s whinging that he could never work with the Republicans and cement their reputation as world-class thwarters.
It would endear him to Democrats for years to come because he lost the highest office in the land going to bat for them. They would finally forgive Obama for running for president - twice - when he scorned politics.
Fed-up Americans would decide to actually go vote this year for Democrats and save them from the losses they seem headed for.
Best of all, Obama could take an extra-early slide out of the job he doesn’t seem to enjoy.
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