NFL.com had some fun -- perhaps substance-aided, per Deadspin -- with a Tim Tebow "celebrity marriage" concept. The NFL's official web site paired up the ever-popular Broncos QB with several hypothetical wives, then used the site MorphThing.com to create a fictional child in almost every case.

But for whatever reason, the site paired Tebow with Minnesota's own Michele Bachmann ... and came up with Justin Bieber. We're as stunned as you are at all of this.