If you ever want to get really sad really quick, just take a look at what the masses are searching for on the Internet. Case in point: This list of the top 10 athlete searches on Yahoo! in 2011: 1. Danica Patrick
2. Tiger Woods
3. Manny Pacquiao
4. Maria Sharapova
5. Serena Williams
6. Kris Humphries
7. Hope Solo
8. Kobe Bryant
9. Lamar Odom
10. Caroline Wozniacki

We'll reserve major judgment on most of the list, but we can't let this part go: two of the 10 athletes on the list spent part or all of 2011 (to-date) married to Kardashian sisters -- Kris Humphries at No. 6 and Lamar Odom at No. 9.

This is the world we live in.

/Googles Danica Patrick