St. Louis has a new entertainment district that's right next to Busch Stadium.

That's good!

A lot of the bars there are clear on what you can wear and what you can't wear.

That's ... well, what is that?

Per Deadspin:

Eight of the bars located in the village share the following post-9:00 p.m. dress code:

The following is not permitted under our dress code after 9pm: sleeveless shirts on men, profanity on clothing, exposed undergarments on men, sweat pants, full sweat suits, excessively long shirts (when standing upright with arms at your side, the bottom of your shirt can not extend below the tip of your fingers), jerseys (sleeved jerseys are permitted in conjunction with a cardinals game or any other major St. Louis sporting event), athletic shorts and excessively sagging pants or shorts, bandanas.

Hmm. That's ... well ... that's ... um ... very specific.