It's the slowest week of the year for PopCrush material, and we're working on another project for the paper, so things will be a bit light for the rest of the week. But we can't resist big breaking news items:

You'd feel a twinge of sympathy for the fellow, but anyone who allows himself to be adopted as an adult so he can call himself "Prince" is asking the fates to bring down unusual minor torments. Here's something else you probably didn't know:

You know, there's something about this fellow that doesn't seem quite on the up-and-up.