Never can say goodbye, as the song says. But not this song. Well, it does, but not in the way of that other song.

May I suggest this is a Minnesota female thing. Guys have no trouble getting up and going. If you're with someone who lingers at the door for another ten minutes of chitchat, though, you build this into the schedule; if you want to leave by ten, you try to move everyone to the staging area at 9:50.

ART Digital art by Andy Warhol has been discovered on ancient floppy disks, and they're just what you'd expect. From the article:

Preeminent American artist of the 20th century.

SCREEN Good news from the AV Club:

This will her the one that finally makes Coogan a star in America! Kidding. Should happen, though, Brydon too. Speaking of English comics who made it big in the States: Ricky Gervais' "Derek," done for Netflix, made it to England, and the Guardian hates it. I liked it, but found Gervais the least interesting part; it's worth it for Karl Pilkington and the sad scuzzy 80s guy.

MINNOW REDUX Sit right down and I'll tell a tale:

The happiest person to see the helicopter was the one who was in charge of Not Letting the Boat Drift Out to Sea.

WHY? McDonald's has updated Ronald's look, according to USA Today:

The question is why they need to keep him around at all. Do they think people who stop going to McDonald's if they phased out a mascot who is loved by absolutely no one whatsoever?

VotD Just another Russian dash cam video.

Sort of.

Had you going for a second, didn't it.