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CSN Stores, the home goods e-retailer, has thoughtfully compiled its list of Top 10 Gadgets and Gear for Obama's First Year. Oh! And it's selling them, too. "The items," according to CSN, "will add fun and flair to any first-year Obama celebrations." Yeah, good luck with that. But if you're so inclined to visit CSN store, here are a few options to browse:
Obama Flip-Flops: Sometimes, a flip-flop is just a flip-flop.
Cardboard standups of President Obama and Michelle Obama: Turnabout is fair play: Let them crash your party.
Poster of Obama acceptance speech in Grant Park, Chicago: The whole speech and nothing but the speech.
Obama Air Force One: A hardwood toy replica of the president's plane; start your kids on the dream from age 18 months and up.
President Obama Trading Cards: Collect the whole set! There's just one set? Campaign for reelection!
National Emblem logo patch of Obama: Commemorating the challenge of bringing photos to factory-embroidered life.
Symbols of America Rug: Simply indescribable.
Plush stuffed American Eagle: With its 3-foot wingspan, "you'll never have your patriotism questioned," according to the blurb. Your taste in game room decor? Maybe.
KIM ODE
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