Rick Nelson and Claude Peck dispense unasked-for advice about clothing, etiquette, culture, relationships, grooming and more.
CP: Taking last week off was a great break, but even then we were hard at work, getting the WG Institute up and running.
RN: The funding came through, eh? See, I told you that Kickstarter campaign would work. Who knew it would be so easy to raise $1.50?
CP: Finally, our own independent think tank. We can do little or nothing, soak up foundation money, appear on cable TV and offer our high-minded, scantily researched prescriptions for social betterment.
RN: With the nation plagued with so many ills, it’s almost impossible to select the cause or causes we should embrace.
CP: First off, I call on magazine publishers to mail their “emergency cutoff” notices a month or so before the subscriber’s actual expiration date, as opposed to the six-month industry standard.
RN: I can’t wait to release my working paper titled “Loud Restaurants and Hearing Loss.”
CP: Everyone wins in a world where pundits do not start every gasbag oration with the useless and annoying “So.” A ban, too, on politicians using the word “folks” or the phrase “at the end of the day.”
RN: I just know that our collaboration with the Council on Foreign Relations is going to affirm our premise that the Kardashian celebrity-industrial complex is weakening America’s standing in the global community.
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