Newbie has had a series of comments lately that made us laugh out loud. As such, we broke out an old feature, made an executive decision and handed him the Commenter Of the Week and the guest posting responsibility that goes with it. He decided to do a Q&A with himself, which makes us wonder if he is really more than one commenter. In any event, Newbie?
A: I did. [Proprietor note: It would have been even funnier if we had used all the witty rejoinders we burned away while jogging off our furious rage. Ah, just kidding. Gleeman's a good guy].
Q: Can you elaborate?
A: I'm sorry. You should try asking more open-ended questions.
Q: Did you give him that Sonny Bono visits Scooby Doo haircut?
A: I did, but he was squirming a lot. He was supposed to look like Cher from that episode.
Q: If you had to pick a Friends character to describe Randball Commenters, who would it be?
A: Chandler, except for Clarence -- he would be Marcel the monkey. He seems most likely to leave droppings in your hat, plus his love for "In the Jungle."
Q: Speaking of, is it true that you created a Facebook account under the name "Clarence Swamptown" just so Rand and Stu would be friends with you?
A: I don't know anything about that. And even if I did, it's not like Clarence knows where Facebook even is.
Q: Commenter Fasolamatt's Twitter notes that many of the places he frequents are near Cleveland Ave in St. Paul. Are you concerned he is confused that the Indians represent the street and not the city in Ohio?
A: Wow. I don't know where you got that information, but yes.