Even though Congressman Anthony Weiner's affront will be weeks old by Saturday, comedian Stephanie Miller is planning something special for her State Theatre audience.

"I will borrow a cellphone from somebody in the front row. I will still take a picture of my private parts for the entire audience and tweet it to them," she told me last week when reached in Los Angeles.

Miller -- AM 950's morning girl, heard weekdays in the Twin Cities from 8 to 11 a.m. -- is bringing her "Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour" to Minneapolis, along with her co-headliners and radio partners, Hal Sparks and John Fugelsang.

The Weiner story is not as horrifying as the national debt, but it's still sucking up air. Too bad this insecure chump didn't realize that when everybody publicly addresses you as "Congressman Weiner," you've already pretty much drawn everyone's attention to your favorite body part.

Miller finds it hilarious that women callers to her radio show have said, I wish that's all my husband did!

"If he hasn't had relations with anybody you go, 'It's kind of eighth-grade.' It should have been a story between him and his wife, I suppose. But it's never the thing -- it's the lying," said Miller.

Yes, it is the going out of his way to lie (since lies are often heard on the floor of Congress) about sending nearly naked photos and providing pointers to a porn star on how to lie to the media.

And it's also about all the related political connections -- such as Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, an adviser who's said to be like a daughter to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, who's suffered similar embarrassment thanks to President Bill Clinton's Oval Office sex escapades: Don't divorce him but don't live with him much, either? And the fact that Clinton himself presided at the Weiner wedding.

"To be a fly on the wall for those conversations!" laughed Miller.

While the comic prospects for this weekend's show are thrilling, Miller said, "We're excited that Netroots Nation, the big progressives convention, is going on in Minneapolis that weekend that we're there. I just love Minneapolis. I go to the Blue States Ball every year, just have a great time. Probably you've heard that ['Sexy Liberal'] tickets have been selling like crazy. I know it already got in the papers that Broadway scouts are coming."

Yep. Read that somewhere.

Kris and Kim"Thought you'd want to know that ... Kris Humphries is at SEVEN right now. Perfect opportunity to ask him how he feels about Rob Kardashian calling Kim a whore!" read a Monday e-mail that came in at 8:53 p.m.

No one at SEVEN was able to confirm that sighting of the NBA player, pride of Chaska and... still fiancé of Kim Kardashian?

But yes, that sad comment by Kim's brother is featured in promos for the premiere of Sunday's Season 6 of E!'s "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

All you have to do is wait a day and there'll be more interesting questions to ask of the K crew -- including some more nettlesome than the immature utterances of Humphries' future brother-in-law.

In Touch Weekly now has stirred the pot, reporting that New England Patriots safety Bret Lockett carried on a five-month something with Kim, who's engaged to Kris after six months of dating. This makes for some interesting math questions that one would think might put a 20.5-carat engagement ring in jeopardy.

I flat out did not believe Lockett before seeing a "TMZ Live" interview, during which the little-known NFLer seemed extremely confident, if evasive and ill-informed. (See www.startribune.com/a480) The interview left me unsettled, even after reminding myself of the early interviews with the lying Congressman Weiner.

Lockett claims there was a relationship, and says he has pictures and texts that will prove it. Kardashian has said she never even met this guy and is threatening to sue.

Media reports are that her lawyer sent Lockett a cease-and-desist letter and sent In Touch a missive, which TMZ posted, demanding it not publish the story and stating that to do so would put the mag at "legal risk and peril. Govern yourself accordingly."

Based on the In Touch website, the alleged Kardashian cheating claim was still the cover story as of Friday. In Touch even e-mailed me Friday to find out what Minnesotans are saying.

I have not talked to anyone who thinks Kardashian would be STUPID ENOUGH to be distracted by Lockett's abs, tiny brain, etc., when she had Humphries, who has a lot more polish, already on the hook. Humphries told People he knew Kim was The One after a month.

Friday's USA Today reports that the first stage of their blossoming romance, due to germinate into a marriage this summer, will be on full display in Season 6 of the Kardashians' reality show.

C.J. is at 612.332.TIPS or cj@startribune.com.