YOUR GUIDE TO THE TWIN CITIES
They can work it out
Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono must be big Joey Fatone fans. "The Singing Bee" (7 p.m., KARE, Ch. 11) has gotten the rights for Beatles tunes for tonight's episode. Tip: If you get stuck, just throw in a couple of "yeah, yeah, yeahs." Never fails.
Bi or baloney?
When I first saw the promos for "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" (9 p.m., MTV) during the MTV Video Awards, I thought it was a spoof of reality shows. I mean, a bisexual Internet queen deciding whether she wants a male or female contestant as a lover? Brilliant satire! Uh, it's real.
Double duty
"The Colbert Report" (10:30 p.m., COM) has booked a big-time author: Stephen Colbert. This promises to be the best use of split-screen technology since "The Patty Duke Show."
NEAL JUSTIN
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