Awww.

No, "heartbreaking" is what the kids have gone through. Feeling alone because you gave the planet a full and honest accounting of your actual personality on TV is not heartbreaking. The article goes on:

Yes, New York, land of salons! The phrase "where she is known to get her hair done" makes it sound like some sort of insider secret, doesn't it? Don't you feel like you're part of the In Crowd now? But this takes a toll:

And that's the quote that says it all. Read the whole thing, and you'll learn that her neighbors don't like her, either - why, people at the car wash think she's cold. Yes, the car wash. Usually I wouldn't be concerned what people at the car wash think of me, because any conclusions they draw are based on the sight of a guy sitting in a car while pink and blue foam gets sprayed on the hood, and there's not a lot you can draw from that. It would probably be different if I strode out of the car, threw the keys in the air with the expectation someone would catch them, then yelled at the detailing guys because the polishing cloths weren't 800-count Turkish cotton. Not saying she does that, but in a nationwide survey that asked people who in the history of mankind was most likely to do that out of baseless sense of entitlement and uniqueness, she would probably occupy the top five results.