Isaac Asimov’s Super Quiz

  • Article by: KEN FISHER , North America Syndicate Inc.
  • Updated: July 9, 2013 - 2:22 PM

Take this Super Quiz to a Ph.D. Score 1 point for each correct answer on the Freshman Level, 2 points on the Graduate Level and 3 points on the Ph.D. Level.

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Subject: CLASSIC LINES

Which comedian is identified with the line? (e.g., "Hey laadyyyy!" Answer: Jerry Lewis.)

FRESHMAN LEVEL

1. "I don't get no respect."

Answer________

2. "I'm a wild and crazy guy!"

Answer________

3. "Mom always liked you best."

Answer________

GRADUATE LEVEL

4. "The devil made me do it."

Answer________

5. "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."

Answer________

6. "I'm a baaaad boy!"

Answer________

PH.D. LEVEL

7. "Sock it to me!"

Answer________

8. "Take my wife ... please."

Answer________

9. "Well!" (exasperated)

Answer________

ANSWERS: 1. Rodney Dangerfield. 2. Steve Martin. 3. Tommy Smothers. 4. Flip Wilson. 5. Oliver Hardy. 6. Lou Costello. 7. Judy Carne. 8. Henny Youngman (also Alan King). 9. Jack Benny.

SCORING:

18 points - congratulations, doctor; 15 to 17 points - honors graduate; 10 to 14 points - you're plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points - you really should hit the books harder; 1 point to 3 points - enroll in remedial courses immediately; 0 points - who reads the questions to you?

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