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Excerpts: Sherman Alexie

Last update: August 31, 2007 - 5:45 PM

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Do you know the worst thing about being poor? Oh, maybe you've done the math in your head and you figure:

Poverty = empty refrigerator + empty stomach

And sure, sometimes, my family misses a meal, and sleep is the only thing we have for dinner, but I know that, sooner or later, my parents will come bursting through the door with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Original Recipe.

And hey, in a weird way, being hungry makes food taste better. There is nothing better than a chicken leg when you haven't eaten for (approximately) eighteen-and-a-half hours. And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.

So hunger is not the worst thing about being poor.

From "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian," by Sherman Alexie, with illustrations by Ellen Forney (Little, Brown, 2007).

I am dying from about ninety-nine kinds of shame.

I'm ashamed of being 15 years old. And being tall. And skinny. And ugly.

I'm ashamed that I look like a bag of zits tied to a broomstick.

I wonder if loneliness causes acne. I wonder if being Indian causes acne.

From "Flight," by Sherman Alexie (Black Cat/Grove, 2007)

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